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 ===== Origins =====
-Randem as a group was formed long before their first appearance on /int/craft. It’s a friend group formed around 2017 who occasionally played Minecraft together. In contrast to /int/craft’s mostly amerimutts demographic Randem is an overwhelmingly [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDEq_R1Rg_Y|medgod]] metagroup with its core members hailing from every corner of the Mediterranean Sea. In 2019, Octavius who was playing /int/ in 4craft found an invite to /int/craft and brought the rest of the friend group alongside him. Because they had played Sardinia in a previous minecraft server, Palasinge decided to continue the Mediterranean heritage/larp by picking Crete in i30. This is why the randemists were at the time called “the cretins”.
+Randem as a group was formed long before their first appearance on /int/craft. It’s a friend group formed around 2017 who occasionally played Minecraft together. In contrast to /int/craft’s mostly amerimutt demographic Randem is an overwhelmingly [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDEq_R1Rg_Y|medgod]] metagroup with its core members hailing from every corner of the Mediterranean Sea. In 2019, Octavius who was playing /int/ in 4craft found an invite to /int/craft and brought the rest of the friend group alongside him. Because they had played Sardinia in a previous minecraft server, Palasinge decided to continue the Mediterranean heritage/larp by picking Crete in i30. This is why the randemists were at the time called “the cretins”.
 [{{:cretin_enclave.jpg?300|Cretin hagiography.}}]
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 ==== i32 ====
-In Europa 1700, Andi and Lama (Robert Soylent) shilled Crimea as a potential faction and the rest of the group agreed as it was a defendable island in the corner of the map and thus seen as safe. Andi led the Randemists shortly but he was forced to resign because the faction had a terrible image for the following reasons : Crimea was insided by alts with reddit accounts in their discord bio and was also joined by genuine ukrainian redditors. Andi did terrible diplo and allied [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2djx83-4XNQ|Phamtomguy]] who was back then intboy’s public enemy #1. In an attempt to save the boat, Andi was replaced by Octavius who broke the alliance with Phamtom.
+In Europa 1700, Andi and Lama (Robert Soylent) shilled Crimea as a potential faction and the rest of the group agreed as it was a defensible island in the corner of the map and was thus seen as safe. Andi led the Randemists shortly but he was forced to resign because the faction had developed a terrible image for the following reasons : Crimea was insided by alts with reddit accounts in their discord bio and was also joined by genuine ukrainian redditors. Andi did terrible diplo and allied [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2djx83-4XNQ|Phamtomguy]] who was back then intboy’s public enemy #1. In an attempt to save the boat, Andi was replaced by Octavius who broke the alliance with Phamtom.
 The Crimean fort (also known as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoeP9w5UIlg|Marine Ford]]) was basically an improvement on Crete’s already amazing defenses and was one of the iteration’s largest buildings. Crimea essentially served as Randem’s school for having factions function as efficiently as possible with very well planned building, logistics and resource gathering techniques. Because of [[onions|Deonion]]'s nodes system, a [[onions_era|“famine”]] was caused by the [[onions_era|inability of growing food]]. The answer to that was that the randemists developed the “[[onions_era|holodomor]] machine”, a water fountain to kill yourself and not waste (the non existing) food. It was also during i32 that the Randemists set up the “mineslave” system which basically consisted of recruiting newfags and forcing them to mine all day. In epochcraft 2, the mineslave economy would lead a turkish mineslave to fail all of his university entrance exams and find himself with no future, all because of the blockgame.
-The ukrainian mineslaves then settled the city of Dnipro and revolted against the Khan in Bakhchysarai. Crimea’s main threat was the Ottomans who memeraided the peninsula extensively at first, however the group behind the Ottomans quit the iteration very early on and Crimea proceeded to sack and rape the abandoned city of Istanbul. Left with no enemies to fight, Crimea became a vassal of Russia alongside Estonia and fought in Poland during war day. On the second day of war the Randemists joined the fight against Pope Deonions. It was an utter failure so Andi and Gopnik left to fight in Torino while Octavius and Lama backclaimed Naples, Sicily and Sardinia.
+The ukrainian mineslaves then settled the city of Dnipro and revolted against the Khan in Bakhchysarai. Crimea’s main threat was the Ottomans who memeraided the peninsula extensively at first, however the group behind the Ottomans quit the iteration very early on and Crimea proceeded to sack and rape the abandoned city of Istanbul. Left with no enemies to fight, Crimea became a vassal of Russia alongside Estonia and fought in Poland during war day 1. On the second day of war the Randemists joined the fight against Pope Deonions. It was an utter failure so Andi and Gopnik left to fight in Torino while Octavius and Lama backclaimed Naples, Sicily and Sardinia.
 [{{:bakhchysarai.png?300|VGH..Marine Ford....}}]
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 Phamtom led Troy and was, again, the target of most of the server. To make the Iliad a reality the ships of Ithaca sailed towards Troy, eventually managing to drill its walls and set it on fire just like in the ancient epic by Christophoros Nolanos.
-Because of the terrible randemist mineslave economy, Andi got into an argument with Gopnik because he was tired of mining stone blocks. The conjuncture of that argument with Phamtom being at the time a huge meme led Andi to create the religion of phamtomism which would be the first step of Phamtom’s redemption arc. Andi left Ithaca, hid in a cave in western Iran, starved, prayed to Phamtom in the chat and was blessed with fish spawned by Helias. Andi then went to Jerusalem to write more paragraphs of the Bible, was captured and enslaved in the mines again. Randemists like Palasinge and Lama progressively sided with Andi, giving him resources and food which angered Gopnik and caused the Ithacan civil war which resulted in reconciliation.
+Because of the terrible randemist mineslave economy, Andi got into an argument with Gopnik because he was tired of mining stone blocks. The conjuncture of that argument with Phamtom being at the time a huge meme led Andi to create the religion of phamtomism which would be the first step of Phamtom’s redemption arc. Andi left Ithaca, hid in a cave in western Iran, starved, prayed to Phamtom in the chat and was blessed with fish spawned by Helias. Andi then went to Jerusalem to write more paragraphs of the Bible, was captured and enslaved in the mines again. Randemists like Palasinge and Lama progressively sided with Andi, giving him resources and food which angered Gopnik and caused the Ithacan civil war which resulted in reconciliation and the adoption of the phamtomist faith by the Ithacans.
 Ithaca was part of the Tyre League and was one of the only allies of Phoenicia to actually help them during war day. But the Ithacan army was only made up of Octavius and Lama which was far from being enough to help the Phoenicians. In the end only Lama was left online and he spent the end of war helping Babylon and grieging the Nabateans.
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 ==== i35 ====
-During the Jester’s Game iteration Randem initially wanted to play as the Khmer Rouge but since it was already claimed the rest of Randem joined Andi and La Orda in Urga, Mongolia. Once again Randem suffered from brutal infighting as the town of Khovd made up of redneck newfags o algo supported by Japan revolted against Andi as they believed he was a Mexican who was destroying White America (the only genuine conflict of the iteration). Not much else happened as the Jester WQN.
+During the Jester’s Game iteration Randem initially wanted to play as the Khmer Rouge but since it was already claimed the rest of Randem joined Andi and La Orda in Urga, Mongolia. Once again Randem suffered from brutal infighting as the town of Khovd made up of redneck newfags o algo supported by Japan revolted against Andi as they believed he was a Mexican who was destroying White America (one of the only genuine conflicts of the iteration). Not much else happened as the Jester WQN.
 [{{:gop_router.jpg?250|After [[razzcraft|the Jester's game]], FunkyGopnik complained that he couldn't reach his router to reboot it and change his IP.}}]
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 ==== i37 ====
-The Randemists didn't really care about the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592nOlkWywc|boycott against Deonions]] and they wanted to play the reddit volunteer legion but nothing happened.
+The Randemists didn't really care about the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592nOlkWywc|boycott against Deonions]] and they wanted to play as the reddit volunteer legion but nothing happened.
 ==== i38 ====
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 REGARDING PVP AND DIPLO : \\
-The original diplo plan was to fight in the Mediterranean (either Egypt or Italy or Tunisia or whoever). Palasinge handled diplo and initially decided to follow along with Multiquake's plan to surprise attack Italy but his dislike for the russian memegroup was so big he changed all of the diplo plans to direct the Judeonaval war effort against them. His diplofagging was very effective and Randem defeated Russia and its polish ally alongside Gamergoy's Vkraine and Wojjers. The victory was largely due to Randem's intense training to ukrainian warfare in Arma reforger before the beginning of the iteration. The second week of war was a meme war between Italy and Tunisia which resulted in Italy failing to capture Tunisia's homenode. Randem helped Italy alongside Sweden but they didn't care really care about winning. For example, Lama spent 1/4 of his time online trolling and spectating the battle in gm1 and a cretin was buildfagging the metro instead of fighting.
+The original diplo plan was to fight in the Mediterranean (either Egypt or Italy or Tunisia or whoever). Palasinge handled diplo and initially decided to follow along with Multiquake's plan to surprise attack Italy but his disdain for the russian memegroup (they were 15yo groypercriggerfags) was so big he changed all of the diplo plans to direct the Judeonaval war effort against them. His diplofagging was very effective, Multiquake's plan was tipped to the Wojjers and relations with them were restored while the US Navy defeated Russia and its polish ally alongside Gamergoy's Vkraine and Italy. The victory was largely due to Randem's intense training to ukrainian warfare in Arma Reforger:tm: (Published by Bohemia Interactive) before the beginning of the iteration. The second week of war was a meme war between Italy and Tunisia which resulted in Italy failing to capture Tunisia's homenode. Randem helped Italy alongside Sweden but they didn't care really care about winning. For example, Lama spent 1/4 of his time online trolling and spectating the battle in gm1 and a cretin was buildfagging the metro instead of fighting.