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--- falklands [2023/09/16 21:46] – goa
+++ falklands [2025/01/27 03:01] (current) – goa
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 | **Ethnicity**  | Anglo-Norman  |
 | ** Years active**  | 2015--present  |
-| **Associated players**  | [[Stryker]]\\ [[onion wizard|SpookyBone]]\\ [[PandaPieForAll]]\\ [[numried]]\\ [[TerriBirdBBQ]]  |
+| **Associated players**  | [[Stryker]]\\ [[onion wizard|TheSpookyBone]]\\ [[PandaPieForAll]]\\ [[numried]]\\ [[TerriBirdBBQ]]  |
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-**Falklands**, also known as **Polsxa** and more recently as **Goaboa** is an [[oldfag]] and former deputy leader and Tactician of [[Stryker]]'s metagroup. He is best known for his vast variety of contributions to the wider community across several platforms, and accolades and longevity within the server itself. In recent history he is best known as the Leader of [[portugal_ww2|Portugal]] in [[world_war_2|38.0]].
+**Falklands**, also known as **Polsxa** and more recently as **Goaboa**, is an [[oldfag]] and the former Second in command and Tactician of [[Stryker]]'s metagroup. He is skilled in many aspects of the server; he has led or helped lead powerful nations, designed beautiful cities, and is an accomplished diplomat. He is the creator of several famous cultural works such as the [[Timeline]], [[fort_nigger|this Fort]], [[Goa_america_crop|This map]], and many more memes. He is also the owner of [[Portugoa]].
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 ===== Early life =====
-While on his daily visit to /pol/ in search of new info-graphics to read and Risk threads to dominate, Falklands/Goa stumbled upon a shill thread for /int/craft made by [[uhFiliate]]. Intrigued by the concept of building civilizations in minecraft, he quickly joined the server with great enthusiasm despite being late to the party.
+While on his daily visit to /pol/ in search of new info-graphics to read and Risk threads to dominate, Falklands/Goa stumbled upon a shill thread for /int/craft made by [[uhFiliate]]. Intrigued by the concept of building civilizations in minecraft, he quickly joined the server and played with great enthusiasm despite being late to the party.
 ===== 11.0 =====
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 After the iteration was over, he officially joined [[Strykergang]] with the single minded goal of getting revenge on the Bronies. He dedicated himself to improving every aspect of Strykergang in order to ensure that they would be able to defeat the Bronies in the next server. This included him unironically doing shit like reading the Art of War multiple times, developing the first real [[meta defenses]], theorizing ingame tactics, and even grinding gun pvp on future test servers to ensure he was the absolute best pvper he could be for the group. Hell, he even had a mineman identity shift, renaming himself Falklands (previously Polsxa) and adopting his classic Soldier skin. He was more determined than ever.
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 **Pandacraft**
 Nation: Morocco
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 ===== 38.0 =====
-Nation: [[Portugal_ww2/Portugal]]
+Nation: [[Portugal_ww2|Portugal]]
 During the long, often bleak development of 38.0, Stryker and Falklands were considering making a comeback after almost 2 years of dormancy as a group. The plan was to have one last hurrah as Nazi Germany, in the prophesied 'Final iteration'.  Unfortunately, the Fleepers under [[Gaztons]] overrode Strykergang's desires to play Germany due to Gaz claiming to have 70 players. While in the end this claim would prove to be completely false and Gaz wouldn't even play, it was too close to release for Stryker and Falklands to work up the enthusiasm to rally everyone again for the server. As a result, Strykergang retired.
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+===== 39.0 =====
+Nation: Cuba
+Falklands decided to play with [[Voth]] in Cuba. The vast majority of his time went to building the peaceful town of 'Guásimas' located in modern day Guantanamo. Together with Bare_minimum, it was /int/craft's first official /heem/ colony. The iteration was very peaceful for Falklands, as Guásimas never saw any conflict and was one of the server's greatest towns.
+During the Cuban invasion of California, Falklands led a backcapping campaign with [[Voth]] and [[Numried]] against the town of Portland, Oregon in order to thwart their support of California. Falklands did as with a heavy heart as earlier that day he recieved a cake from ColdReigningKing, Portland's mayor. Peace was made using Falklands' conquest as bargaining chips, ending the conflict between the towns.
+Falklands missed the entirety of the following weeks' Cuban-Dominican Brother war due to work. During the war's aftermath, Guásimas and many other towns were invaded by Aliens [[uhfiliate|Fili]] was forced to close the server to avoid future extraterrestrial activity.
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+===== 40.0 =====
+to do
 ===== Legacy =====
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 **Favorite moment**: Triumph over Danzig in [[25.0]]
-**Favorite admin**: [[xethyr/xeth]]
+**Favorite admin**: [[xethyr|xeth]]
 **Favorite metagroup** (besides Strykergang): [[domsquad]]
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 Falklands is one of most active players, and usually lands in the top ten of iterations where playtime is recorded. He had the most hours in [[38.0]], the most played iteration.
-Falklands is typically one of the last players to be online in most iterations.
+Falklands is not on the autism spectrum and has no diagnosed mental illnesses, as hard as that may be to believe.
-Falklands is not on the autism spectrum and has no diagnosed mental illnesses, as hard as that may be to believe if you've read this far.
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 Falklands has 'retired' from the competitive aspects of the server, feeling as though he has accomplished more than enough within that realm and proven himself greatly. For the future, he is eager to return to his old ways of building small hermit towns by himself and enjoying splendid isolation.
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-Author's note: Get a life, lest you end up like me, having written this, and now forewarning you.