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 | **Ethnicity**  | Anglo-Norman  |
 | ** Years active**  | 2015--present  |
-| **Associated players**  | [[Stryker]]\\ [[onion wizard|SpookyBone]]\\ [[PandaPieForAll]]\\ [[numried]]\\ [[TerriBirdBBQ]]  |
+| **Associated players**  | [[Stryker]]\\ [[onion wizard|TheSpookyBone]]\\ [[PandaPieForAll]]\\ [[numried]]\\ [[TerriBirdBBQ]]  |
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-**Falklands**, also known as **Polsxa** and more recently as **Goaboa** is an [[oldfag]] and former Second in Command and Tactician of [[Stryker]]'s metagroup. He is best known for his vast variety of contributions to the wider community across several platforms, and accolades and longevity within the server itself. In recent history he is best known as the Leader of [[portugal_ww2|Portugal]] in [[world_war_2|38.0]].
+**Falklands**, also known as **Polsxa** and more recently as **Goaboa**, is an [[oldfag]] and the former Second in command and Tactician of [[Stryker]]'s metagroup. He is skilled in many aspects of the server; he has led or helped lead powerful nations, designed beautiful cities, and is an accomplished diplomat. He is the creator of several famous cultural works such as the [[Timeline]], [[fort_nigger|this Fort]], [[Goa_america_crop|This map]], and many more memes. He is also the creator of [[Portugoa]].
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 ===== Early life =====
-While on his daily visit to /pol/ in search of new info-graphics to read and Risk threads to dominate, Falklands/Goa stumbled upon a shill thread for /int/craft made by [[uhFiliate]]. Intrigued by the concept of building civilizations in minecraft, he quickly joined the server with great enthusiasm despite being late to the party.
+While on his daily visit to /pol/ in search of new info-graphics to read and Risk threads to dominate, Falklands/Goa stumbled upon a shill thread for /int/craft made by [[uhFiliate]]. Intrigued by the concept of building civilizations in minecraft, he quickly joined the server and played with great enthusiasm despite being late to the party.
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 Falklands considers Portugal 38.0 as a whole to be his greatest achievement in /int/craft for his Leadership and builds.
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+===== 39.0 =====
+Nation: Cuba
+Falklands decided to play with [[Voth]] in Cuba. The vast majority of his time went to building the peaceful town of 'Guásimas' located in modern day Guantanamo. Together with Bare_minimum, it was /int/craft's first official /heem/ colony. The iteration was very peaceful for Falklands, as Guásimas never saw any conflict and was one of the server's greatest towns.
+During the Cuban invasion of California, Falklands led a backcapping campaign with [[Voth]] and [[Numried]] against the town of Portland, Oregon in order to thwart their support of California. Falklands did as with a heavy heart as earlier that day he recieved a cake from ColdReigningKing, Portland's mayor. Peace was made using Falklands' conquest as bargaining chips, ending the conflict between the towns.
+Falklands missed the entirety of the following weeks' Cuban-Dominican Brother war due to work. During the war's aftermath, Guásimas and many other towns were invaded by Aliens [[uhfiliate|Fili]] was forced to close the server to avoid future extraterrestrial activity.
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+===== 40.0 =====
+Nation: Sinaloa Cartel
+Falklands played a major role in the development of iteration 40. The idea for the server's theme was a long-time dream of his, and it was brought to life thanks to the [[Cabal]]. Falklands helped organize much of the iterations promotion, philosophy, moderation, and hand-painted the server's map with the help of [[SuperTerribad]].
+As for playing the server, Falklands had only planned to help moderate the server and peacefully build a countryside estate somewhere away from the action. But with the surprise return of [[Stryker]] to a major iteration, Falklands naturally joined him, as did the rest of the old soldiers and many new ones as well. Falklands did his best to moderate the server fairly despite his obvious bias. He spent most of his time in the server hanging out in the Sinaloa Cartel voice call while building fortifications for Nogales (in survival), flying around the map inspecting everyone's wonderful builds, solving their problems, and deleting their walls. In his spare time, he built the Nogales chest room, a small Hacienda in Sonora, Mexico, and various other easter eggs such as the Ted shack and Satriale's pork store.
+As the server's major Strykerian-Fedwardian war emerged early in the server, Falklands resumed his traditional role as one of Strykergang's leading tacticians and diplomats, but this time he also had to balance this with the responsibility of being a Janny. He helped organize the Cartel's alliances in battle to great effect on the first war weekend and tirelessly established connections between almost all factions, friend or foe. In battle, Falklands was nowhere near the once lauded pvp threat he used to be in 2020-2021. Instead of focusing on fighting, he dedicated most of his efforts to claiming, reconnaissance, and building battlefield fortifications to support the rest of the army.
+Falklands was no stranger to criticism as a Janny. He blatantly admin abused against [[roguelich]] and feels no regret or shame for doing so. I would do it again too for free, fuck you.
+Falklands overall had a great time playing i40 and is very proud of its success. Nogales won
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+===== 41.0 =====
+Nation: France (de facto)
+After the explosive conflict of i40, Falklands was more than pleased to play a server where the primary concerns would be designing comfy architecture and landscaping rural France. After about an hour or two of skimming funny sounding rural French towns with SuperTerribad, they decided on making a town called 'Sallespisse' near Limoges. Besides some intense memeraids in the first days of the server, Sallespisse was a comfy paradise and by far the server's most beautiful town. Thanks to Falklands' constant rambling about the cancer of 'hyperwar', admin ADM8, a newfag who's first town was [[portugal_ww2|Lisgoa]], turned off PvP in his town and ensured it could not be warred. Falklands considered the server a success despite its' low turnout.
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+===== 42.0 =====
+Nation: none
+Falklands was unable to play 42.0 at all due to irl complications. The most he did was check its playercount on MineChat. This was the first server he had entirely missed out on since 16.0 in 2016. Could this have been the longest /int/craft iterations played streak of all time?
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+===== 43.0 =====
+Nation: Portugal
+Falklands returned as a Janny for this iteration and yet again created the small town of Goa under the banner of Portugal. A nice Villa was built as well as a minor slum and farm. As a result of the server having low energy until war day, Falklands didn't have much Jannying to do. Falklands was accused of e-dating female player 'incelchud' by some in the community since she was the only other member of the town (besides Jerrythenoob and later [[numried]]), but fact checkers have confirmed that Falklands is a stone cold truecel and thus these rumors were false. He spectated the war with host "Sabasko" and thoroughly enjoyed hiding Jukeboxes playing "Tunak Tunak" beneath active combat zones.
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 Falklands is undeniably one of most well-rounded individual /int/craft players of all time. He has been successful in almost every aspect of the server, whether it's leading a nation, building one, fighting another, creating content for the community, or even aiding in the development of the iterations themselves.
-Falklands' doctrines of base defense and design have revolutionized the metagame of /int/craft. They are now widely practiced by most metagroups, particularly the ones that have lived to tell the tale.
+Falklands' doctrines of base defense and fortification design revolutionized the metagame of /int/craft war. Friend and foe alike have been inspired by or even directly copied designs of his. He is highly regarded by most Hyperwarreans for his experience and knowledge in war, and has even directly helped groups such as the Domsquad, [[Cyprus]], and various TaP groups in their strategies for war.
-Falklands considers getting revenge on the Bronies in [[25.0]], avenging his only /int/craft 'defeat' from [[24.0]] by recreating Paris and successfully defending it in [[34.0]], and finally achieving his longtime goal of creating the best city on a server with [[Portugal_ww2|Lisboa]] in [[38.0]] (At least in the eyes of most people, anyways) to be his most cherished moments/accomplishments during his time on the server.
+Falklands considers getting his personal revenge over the Bronies in 25.0, Victory in France in 34.0, Leading and building [[portugal_ww2|Portugal]] in 38.0, and the his involvement in the development of 40.0 as his highest achievements in /int/craft. Above all he is grateful for all of the friends he has made through this humble Minecraft server.
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 **Favorite iteration**: [[28.0]]
-**Favorite pvp**: Modern guns
+**Favorite pvp**: Rifles
 **Favorite time period**: Modern day
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 **Favorite metagroup** (besides Strykergang): [[domsquad]]
-**Favorite build** (mine):
-**Favorite build** (other):
 **Favorite building style**: Mediterranean, Modern
-**Favorite town**: Rome [[22.0]], honorable mentions Tokyo [[20.0]], Salt Lake City [[28.0]].
+**Favorite town**: Rome [[22.0]], Lisgoa [[Portugal_ww2|38.0]]. honorable mentions Tokyo [[20.0]], Salt Lake City [[28.0]].
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 Falklands was the original creator of many notable Strykergang towns, including 34.0 Paris, 31.0 Palmyra, and 30.0 Belgrade.
-Falklands has created of many of /int/craft's contemporary combat test maps.
+Falklands was the original creator of much of the communities combat testing maps and buildings, including the notorious [[Fort_Nigger|Fort Nigger]].
 Falklands is one of most active players, and usually lands in the top ten of iterations where playtime is recorded. He had the most hours in [[38.0]], the most played iteration.
-Falklands is typically one of the last players to be online in most iterations.
+Falklands has not been officially diagnosed with Autism.
-Falklands is not on the autism spectrum and has no diagnosed mental illnesses, as hard as that may be to believe if you've read this far.
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-===== Current Year =====
-Falklands has 'retired' from the competitive aspects of the server, feeling as though he has accomplished more than enough within that realm and proven himself greatly. For the future, he is eager to return to his old ways of building small hermit towns by himself and enjoying splendid isolation.
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+===== Addendum =====
-Author's note: Get a life, lest you end up like me, having written this, and now forewarning you.
+Thank you for reading.