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 Nation: Japan
-Falklands joined the server with low expectations, as was normal for the time. He joined Japan, under the surging upstart [[ncordo]]. Before the server abruptly perished, Falklands spent his time struggling to understand Japanese architecture.
+Falklands joined the server with low expectations, a wise approach for the time. He joined Japan, under the surging upstart [[ncordo]]. Before the server abruptly perished, Falklands spent his time struggling to understand Japanese architecture.
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 Nation: N/A
-Falklands planned to yet again make a new town, this time Athens. He got to work prebuilding it, despite not really having any understanding of Greek culture or architecture. When the server released, he only got to play for a few hours before the server died.
+Falklands planned to yet again make a new town, this time Athens. He got to work prebuilding it, despite not really having any understanding of Greek culture or architecture at the time. When the server released, he only got to play for a few hours before the server died.
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 Nation: Spanish Empire
-Falklands was super motivated to Fili's new server. Inspired by the beauty of ncordo's Cuba, he convinced Strykergang to play as Spain, but centered in Sardinia so he could make his own island town for the first time. The server was completely DoA, and no one in Strykergang bothered playing past launch day. Hearing of the defeat of Ottoman Sultan "TheFartingGamer" to the [[British]], he joined the server to witness the aftermath. Although He can't really say why, Falklands declared he would avenge TheFartingGamer.
+Falklands was super motivated to play Fili's new server. Inspired by the beauty of ncordo's Cuba, he convinced Strykergang to play as Spain, but centered in Sardinia so he could make his own island town for the first time. The server was completely DoA, and no one in Strykergang bothered playing past launch day. Hearing of the defeat of Ottoman Sultan "TheFartingGamer" to the [[British]], he joined the server to witness the aftermath. Although He can't really say why, Falklands declared he would avenge TheFartingGamer.
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-Nation: France (de facto)
+Nation: France
 After the explosive conflict of i40, Falklands was more than pleased to play a server where the primary concerns would be designing comfy architecture and landscaping rural France. After about an hour or two of skimming funny sounding rural French towns with SuperTerribad, they decided on making a town called 'Sallespisse' near Limoges. Besides some intense memeraids in the first days of the server, Sallespisse was a comfy paradise and by far the server's most beautiful town. Thanks to Falklands' constant rambling about the cancer of 'hyperwar', admin ADM8, a newfag who's first town was [[portugal_ww2|Lisgoa]], turned off PvP in his town and ensured it could not be warred. Falklands considered the server a success despite its' low turnout.
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 Nation: Portugal
-Falklands returned as a Janny for this iteration and yet again created the small town of Goa under the banner of Portugal. A nice Villa was built as well as a minor slum and farm. As a result of the server having low energy until war day, Falklands didn't have much Jannying to do. Falklands was accused of e-dating female player 'incelchud' by some in the community since she was the only other member of the town (besides Jerrythenoob and later [[numried]]), but fact checkers have confirmed that Falklands is a stone cold truecel and thus these rumors were false. He spectated the war with host "Sabasko" and thoroughly enjoyed hiding Jukeboxes playing "Tunak Tunak" beneath active combat zones.
+Falklands returned as a Janny for this iteration and created the small town of Goa under the banner of Portugal for a second time (the first being in Epochcraft 3). A nice Villa was built as well as a minor slum and farm. As a result of the server having low energy until war day, Falklands didn't have much Jannying to do. Falklands was accused of e-dating female player 'incelchud' by some in the community since she was the only other member of the town (besides Jerrythenoob and later [[numried]]), but fact checkers have confirmed that Falklands is a stone cold truecel and thus these rumors were false. He spectated the war with host "Sabasko" and thoroughly enjoyed hiding Jukeboxes playing "Tunak Tunak" beneath active combat zones.
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+===== 44.0 =====
+Nation: Norway
+Falklands was at first skeptical of i44's legitimacy owing to its surprise announcement and the initially secretive policy of its Janitors. But details regarding its development team were quickly exposed by the public; Falklands in the end had been aware of Fedward's plans to make a server since January of that year, but only now had he seen any of it for himself. He soon discovered the sorry state of its map, and offered to make a new one for the server using Stongduke's world map as a base, in return for his town being unwarrable. The map was completed in around three weeks and is exponentially superior to anything Stongduke has ever done.
+Falklands was deeply embroiled in near daily discord PvP wars with essentially all of the TaP community--specifically leading members of the [[Cyprus]] metagroup--in the month before the server's release. Of course, both sides claimed victory in these encounters, but it was not Falklands nor Portugoans who resorted to spamming discord reports in the fallout.
+Falklands was basically impressed into Jannyship by [[Fedward]] due to his experience and enthusiasm for the server in spite of it's developmental turmoil. He helped handle many of the server's seemingly whack-a-mole-esque issues during the week, did the server's first nodesweep, and was one of the War Jannies as well.
+Oslo, styled "Ánskeim" under the nation of "Norþmaþyr", was built almost entirely in creative mode by Falklands. Only a single block of townhouses, designed by Bare_minimum, was made in survival mode. It was easily one of the server's best towns regardless of its legitimacy. Falklands appealed to Fedward to remove any competitive buffs given to Ánskeim via its node tier, feeling it would not be fair.
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-===== Current era =====
-Ever since the announcement of /int/craft 44, numerous revelations about Falklands have come to light through Discord conversations. The most shocking one happened on the 1st of August 2026, when Discord screenshots surfaced appearing to show Falklands defending ephebophilia, which is the sexual attraction to minors in their teenage years. TLDR; Falklands is a pedophile with a thesaurus.
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-The infamous screenshot of Falklands's admission
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